2014 Predictions: What Does the New Year Hold for Rock ‘n’ Roll?

Keith Richards is pissed at first, but then he realizes Harry's easier to push around -- and that he attracts women born in the '90s -- so he ultimately gets on board.

Bowie will deliver a special treat for devoted fans as he invites not only Ziggy Stardust but also Jareth the Goblin -- from the 1986 cult classic 'Labyrinth' -- out on the road. To keep things exciting, each night will feature one or other, but you won't know which until the lights go down and the music starts.

Noel Gallagher doesn't hold back when it comes to criticizing young pop stars, so Lorde is fair game. At some point in 2014, he'll go on record as saying the New Zealand singer's days are numbered, and that she won't have a hit after 'Royals.' He'll also remind us Liam is a twit, just because.

Just when you think Guided By Voices main man Robert Pollard can't possibly have more music in him, he drops more product. In February, GBV returns with 'Motivational Jumpsuit,' but they're not likely to stop there. In 2014, look for no fewer than six new LPs, as well as a promise to release a record every year from here to eternity.

If Tupac Shakur can do it, why can't Kurt Cobain? To commemorate Nirvana's inclusion in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's Class of 2014, the late singer will join bandmates Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic onstage in hologram form as they tear up the stage with 'Lithium.' Won't be controversial or anything.

It's hard to imagine either of these two showing her propriety during tea time, but Sinead and Miley will shock the world when they decide to clear the air, talk about new projects and even discuss a collaboration over a cuppa.

If you thought you had all their songs, think again. Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr honor their band's legacy by releasing a collection of tracks originally kept off of late-'60s albums for being so trippy that no one -- not even the supremely stoned Fab Four themselves -- knew what to make of the tunes.

Whether it's because of network issues or an attempt to preserve their aura of mystery, the French electro duo will shock everyone when they don't show up for their own performance at the Grammys. Stephen Colbert will find a really clever way to say, "I told you so."

Earlier this year, Arcade Fire demanded that fans show up for their gigs in costumes or fancy dress. That will continue in 2014, and anyone who doesn't will have to wear a fox costume provided by the band and remind everyone the sound foxes make, just like Ylvis does.

Morrissey has had it. Until all of mankind adopts a meatless diet, he'll explain via a witty and seething blog post, he will no longer perform live. Carnivorous Smiths fans weep into their burgers. The rest will just weep.