Lost & Found: Bathroom Hygiene Sounds a Lot Like the Cha-Cha Slide
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Personal hygiene is obviously very important. It is the cornerstone of any advanced society. And good hygiene isn’t an inborn instinct — it has to be taught. Like all important tasks, there is a right way and a wrong way to do things. Just take a look at the public service campaign India launched to get people to stop pooping in the streets. Today’s video instructs children on the right way to wipe their behinds after crafting a caca.
This video uses a little ditty to teach children the right way to clean themselves after having a nice, healthy number two. As the song says, “always front to back” is the proper way to clean one’s bottom after doing one’s business. And we appreciate catchy little jingles — which often help children remember important bits of information like this.
This song, though, will be stuck in your head, possibly for the rest of your life. And the instructions could be turned into a line dance, a la the Cha-Cha Slide. Really, all the song is missing is an incessant hi-hat and some rumbling bass. And that rumbling bass could really help move the process along, if you know what we mean.
But there’s one looming question about this video that we believe deserves immediate attention — who the f— is that tiny dude sitting on the sink in the bathroom while this child uses the can? He looks like some weird Frenchman, with his beret and round glasses. Does this girl’s father know this perv is in there, apparently supervising the girl’s movement? We’re guessing he doesn’t, because if he did, that little dude would probably get flushed down the toilet along with everything else.