An accident-prone infomercial hostess takes a beating as she gets sliced, burned and bashed in the head while shilling a toaster-oven-and-knives-in-one set in the video for Pissed Jeans' 'Bathroom Laughter,' a tune off the Allentown, Pa.-based noise-punk outfit's new album, 'Honeys,' which drops today.

Directed by Joe Stakun (Modest Mouse, Japanther), the clip features cameos from each of the members of Pissed Jeans, plus Philadelphia wrestler Dragonfly and actors Mark Proksch ('The Office,' 'K-Strass') and Liz Lee ('My Life as Liz'). Cut it and cook it!