Spot the Fugazi

Crudlunger are totally fake.

While there were plenty of late-jumping groups on the Seattle grunge bandwagon, Crudlunger were not one of them. This band is 100 percent made up, and that totally bums us out. It would have been fun if Maxwell House had made a grunge commercial. And our record collections are a little less meaty without those beat-up copies of 'Malaise Sandwich.' Guess we'll have to go drown our sorrows with some espresso or heavy narcotics, whichever we find first.

By extension, that means Naked Lady Wrestlers are real. Click here for more info on these awesomely named punk lifers.