This one has to be included for its oddball charm. Gotta love the idea of indoctrinating kids into the Smiths gloom-pop.

It's 2012, and a lot of veteran hipsters can be seen pushing strollers through Brooklyn, Portland, and points between. We all know that taste is the most important thing to develop in a child -- so, for your infant's future posterity, why not lull them to sleep with some Morrissey melodies? Grab a copy of this all-instrumental LP on Record Store Day and junior will be in the coolest crib around.