Our friends at Loudwire are no doubt sympathetic to the plight of parents today. To offer a helping hand, they've enlisted GWAR’s Oderus Urungus to assist parents in putting their disagreeable children to bed at night. How? They handed Oderus a copy of the classic children’s story ‘Goodnight Moon’ and let the camera roll!

In the clip, Oderus sardonically compares the story’s thrilling plot to that of a Clive Cussler novel, but dare we say, the GWAR singer’s highly explicit take on 'Goodnight Moon' is more, well, riveting, than the original.

In lieu of staying up late and watching ‘Breaking Bad,’ Oderus commands his young viewers to “go to bed, scum.” But are Oderus and his monster get-up better for kiddies than a meth-creating ex-chemistry teacher? Needless to say, if you’re showing this video to your kids at bedtime, it might produce more tears than Zs.