Which cheery singer-songwriter wrote the above lyrics? Was it mopey-is-my-middle-name alt-rock hero Morrissey or unlucky-in-love pop starlet Taylor Swift? 

Neither singer seems like they'd be a particularly fun companion to hang around the eggnog bowl with. Point out the mistletoe dangling above the doorway, and we bet either one would get all Debbie Downer about their prospects for love and happiness in the coming new year.

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