Maynard James Keenan

The only thing Tool are better at than creating ominous, experimental metal is being intentionally enigmatic.

Keenan called out "religious zealots" and questioned if they "are in fact as omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent as their one true God."

Maynard James Keenan -- of Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer -- has clearly been a busy dude and has put some miles on his body over the years.