Apparently M.I.A. can't even be bothered to recruit her own dancers and relies on her rider to provide three females to dance onstage, insisting on girls between the ages of 20-25 who "have stage presence and groove to the music." Actually, that's kind of cool -- the venue at each tour stop gets to pick a few girls to dress up in burkas and cut a rug onstage with M.I.A. There are worse ways to catch a show.