Morrissey or Taylor Swift?
Don’t assume anything about today’s Morrissey or Taylor Swift challenge. This is one that’s best cracked analytically, piece by piece. Start with what you know about the currently not-touring Morrissey and the currently touring Taylor Swift, run that info through a few tests and see if you can figure out who wrote today’s mystery lyrics.
On the surface, it sounds like something the former Smiths singer, a famous cranky dude who just wants to sit down but can’t find an empty seat because all those stupid people are sitting in them, would write and sing. But maybe it’s Swift, who’s trying to avoid one of her exes and the only seat she sees is right next to the guy who made her cry teardrops all over her guitar.
Do you know who wrote these lyrics? Take a guess, and then click the button below to find out if you’re right.