Worst Rock Tattoos: Edgy Adam Duritz

We're pretty sure Adam Duritz isn't straight edge -- which makes this back piece featuring the Counting Crows singer pretty confusing. Mostly because if that means that guy who has these tats is straight edge, it means he wasn't drunk when he got inked. And if he wasn't drunk, we can't imagine what inspired him to get this in the first place. It confounds the mind.